Thursday, April 16, 2009

Congratulations, Barack!

Congratulations to Barack Hussein Obama! It took George Bush 8 years (with the help of the Democrats and their drones at CNN) to make America hate the Republicans. On the other hand, Obama has managed to single-handedly motivate Americans to get out and actually threaten a revolution...all in under 100 days! The "tea party" movement yesterday showed how strongly Americans feel against this incredibly irresponsible government spending that's been going on since "the holy one" took office.

To be fair, the Democrats only asked for the chance to show us what they could do if they were in charge again. The sucker majority bought it and put them into office, and the Democrats have definitely shown us what they can do! They can cripple the nation financially in weeks!

Obama has said he has plans to help boost American automakers' sales figures. Here's what I'm thinking he'll do: He will put a heavy tax on all foreign cars and car makers in an attempt to push Americans into buying domestic automobiles. That way it still feels like we have a choice, but at the same time we really won't. We'll just have to wait and see if I'm right.

But anyway, congratulations again, Obama! You're really making it easy on the Republicans to get back into office next year. As a matter of fact, if you keep up at the pace you're going, I believe your own political buddies will be impeaching you soon just to save face!

I can just see the Republican rallying cry next year: "Change!" A little poetic, I believe.

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