Sunday, December 27, 2009
Even if you don't play the game, read the homepage and WAKE UP! This man is out to destroy this nation and we must vote him and his helpers out of office as soon as possible!
Obama's Failed Coup
While you're at it, let's let everyone in power know their services are no longer needed. They ignored us and screwed us over, so let's let them know we noticed. Send them a pink slip!
If we don't act now, I promise you this is what we will see in the last months of 2010:
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
Next year will not be an election, it will be a political slaughter. The Democrats shouldn't even bother spending time on the campaign trail, but should just go ahead and start packing today.
Why on earth would you give up your entire professional career just to say you voted with the most unpopular president in recent U.S. history? They know this vote is political suicide, yet they're going to do it anyway? How does that make sense?
So let this serve as your notice. Spend time over the Christmas break looking for a new job. You won't stand a chance in November. You are all fired. And good riddance to every last one of you spineless thieves.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Less than one year in office, and this clueless politician has given us the highest unemployment in years, a recession we still don't see an end for, and now he's destroying our health care. Keep in mind, this is OUR health care, not his. If those two kids of his get sick, they see a doctor immediately. Your children, on the other hand, will wait for a year.
Get every single one of those people out of office in 2010! And get that crazy muslim out of the White House in 2012--if we are still allowed to vote by then. You think I'm joking, but wait and see...your right to vote is the next thing on his list to take down. He's in office now and has no plans to leave peacefully.
And now Iran has thumbed their nose at us and started taking oil wells. The world has no respect for America anymore because they know hussein will do nothing to stop them but complain about their greenhouse gasses. We gave you a chance to prove yourselves, democrats, and this is what you've done to us. Screaming "Change!" at every rally you have will only backfire on you now. It will become the Republican battle cry in 2010.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Last night, SNL did it again with a hilarious skit involving obama's trip to China. This "press conference skit" was once again dead-on and even better than their previous work. Of course, this week will be filled with rebuttals by CNN as they try to shut down SNL from trying that stuff again, but I'm routing for them. Maybe if they keep showing how much of a fool the rest of the world sees this "leader" as, more folks will take notice to the truth.
Yes, there are those who will never vote against him no matter what he does, but then there is that majority that voted for him based on the image projected by the media. Keep it up, SNL! It's hilarious!
As soon as Hulu puts it up, we'll post the skit here so everyone can enjoy it.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
They continually ignore the protests of the very people they are supposed to be representing. They are there to vote as their constituents tell them to...but they are saying "Forget you! This is all about showing the world obama can actually get something done!"
His entire presidency hangs upon this health care destruction. The world has no respect for him, the voters have no respect for him. He needs just one single thing he can point to for the rest of his term and say, "See? I did manage to get that done!" To him, that one thing is now health care reform.
This week my wife went to the doctor because she was coughing and was sick. She got an appointment the same day she called and got medicine for the cold. Under hussein's destruction of health care, that will be a six-month wait if she's lucky.
Senators, you may be able to say you passed this horrible bill to destroy our nation's health care just to gain that 10% of the vote from those who refuse to work, but it will cost you your position in the long run. You have proven that you do not care about the people you were elected to represent. It's one thing to spread lies that we can't disprove; it's another thing completely to spit in their faces. You will not be coming back after next year's elections.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
This is how you protect your (wannabe) boyfriend. He tells you to push healthcare destruction so he can prove to the world he can actually accomplish something. You say ok and immediately steamroll everyone to either vote for it with you or be labeled a communist, nazi, or some other horrible label. Then when people read through the bill and question you on it, you simply act like they asked a completely different question when you answer it.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
I know free healthcare sounds cool, but the money's got to come from somewhere. That will be those of us who are working. The 15% without health care will cause the rest of us to lose ours if this isn't stopped.
Friday, November 13, 2009
CAIR (the arm of the radical Islamic terrorist movement in the U.S.) is attempting to throw this in the light of religious persecution rather than their terrorist actions, which is typical for Muslims as we've seen from last week's Fort Hood shooting. "Don't look at what we're doing, we're hiding behind religion!" Please!
It's about time America starting pulling its head out of the sand and calling these people on the carpet. When your religion includes people openly screaming for the death of America--the very country your mosque is standing in--then you deserve to be escorted off the border. Period.
I hope this is a trend of things to come for Islam in America. Those who truly are peaceful with no ties to terrorism can worship as they will, but the vast majority of them who are openly plotting for the destruction of America are now welcome to leave.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Please keep in mind, America, that this health care plan does not apply to members of Congress or even hussein himself. If Sasha goes into a coma, she gets immediate medical attention. If your child goes into a coma, you get a six-month wait to see a doctor. Got massive headaches that you fear could be a brain anurism? Well, you have 3 trips to the doctor a year thanks to rationing, so you'd better think about it carefully before you have it checked. Meanwhile, Pelosi can go every single day to see a doctor if she feels like it.
And here's the funny thing: most people just don't care. They see the whole "Ooohhhh, I get free insurance now?" thing and don't even consider the quality of health care it means they'll receive.
In Birmingham, there are several hospitals that are there just for uninsured people. They have never, ever, at any point in time, turned away any individual or family who came in seeking medical treatment. So how can you say we had to destroy health care for everyone else just because our dictator says we need it?
The American voters showed their disgust with this bill time and again in town hall meetings and public demonstrations. The Democrats said, "We hear you, but stuff it! We're voting for it anyway!"
Good luck campaigning in January, guys. It's hard to say "I represent you, the voter!" when you've just voted to kill our health care (and not touch your health care at all). Go ahead and clean our your offices. You're going home.
Beware, Islamic terrorists...not all Americans are as stupid as the Democrats.
I love how they say "Don't judge all Muslims by the actions of one." Ok, then, how about the six that destroyed the WTC? Or the dozens that kill U.S. soldiers everywhere in Afghanistan and those who killed them in Iraq? How about the devout Muslim who beheaded his wife in Seattle (and owned a television station) because she wanted a divorce? Or the wonderful Muslim man who ran over his own daughter last week in Arizona because she was becoming too Westernized (and he called it an "Honor Killing")?
How many do we have to have before we're allowed to say, "Hmmmm, there just might be a trend here?"
And by the way, the massacre this week was not the fault of the Army, I'll say it again. The blame rests solely on the shoulders of the Muslim terrorist who killed the men in the base, targeting American soldiers specifically. There is no excuse for him that the Muslims can hide behind. He had been taught to hate Americans as infidels, just as he was supposed to. The difference is that he killed them earlier than planned.
If this is swept away and blamed on the soldiers who died, you will see this happen on a much bigger scale from other Muslim terrorists. They'll say somebody made fun of them and their beliefs, and therefore it gives them the right to kill dozens of people. Do not let him get away with this, people! The soldiers were not to blame! The terrorist was! And whatever teaching he was receiving that taught him to hate Americans was to blame. The "religion of peace" really isn't anything about peace at all.
When a pastor speaks against homosexuality, it's branded a hate crime and pastors everywhere are persecuted and threatened for it. When a Muslim screams hatred of Americans, it's "an isolated incident" and the rest demand to be left alone and even apologized to.
Time to wake up, America.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
The dumbest thing said by a Muslim in the article? “When a white guy shoots up a post office, they call that going postal,” said Victor Benjamin II, 30, a former member of the Army. “But when a Muslim does it, they call it jihad."
No, when a Muslim screams "Allah Akbar!" before shooting American soldiers (not a shopping mall full of folks, or a bunch of other Muslims in a mosque, or even a herd of wild goats...but specifically targeting American soldiers)...that we call jihad.
But here's the thing: no one in the Army has called it "jihad". It was a crazy Muslim terrorist act, plain and simple. The Muslims are suddenly adapting this "poor, pitiful, misunderstood us" act in an attempt to get sympathy.
That's pretty much the standard answer for Muslims when one of their own shows the true colors of his training and kills Americans. The whole "they don't speak for all of us" thing gets weaker with each attack. Soon it won't hold water at all.
Unfortunately, obama is just as quick to defend his Muslim brothers when something like this happens. He spent the first two minutes of his televised appearance talking about his stupid healthcare destruction bill before even mentioning the death of the American soldiers. It's like their deaths were an afterthought to him. He's the most anti-American leader I've ever seen...and he's our president!
And then we have the town in Connecticut that refuses to allow "Muslim terrorists" to be placed on a memorial marker because they feel it would be hurtful to Muslims. Again, poor, pitiful Muslims who killed thousands of Americans in one day at the World Trade Center almost ten years ago, and who killed several soldiers in Texas this week, are getting a bad rap. We don't want to hurt their feelings by drawing attention to their actions now, do we?
The thing that gets me about the Fort Hood article is the way the Muslims and the media are trying to turn it all around and blame the Army for what happened! It's like saying the rapist is innocent because the victim of the rape asked for it! It's so incredibly stupid and insane, it goes beyond description. We used to be a great nation, but now we have allowed Islam to come in and destroy our nation from within to the point that none of their actions can be blamed on them or on their teachings...instead, it is the fault of the victim.
And so the question has to be asked: if the terrorist is excused for killing those soldiers because someone said something mean to him and hurt his feelings, does that mean Yankees fans can kill Dodgers fans because they said something mean about their team? Would you excuse a white guy who killed a Muslim that hurt his feelings because the Muslim called him an infidel? Of course not! It's absurd!
There is no excuse for what that man did. If they hurt his feelings and it excused his brutal murders of those soldiers, then I guess his whole "religion of peace" failed him.
At some point America will hopefully stand up and say, "Ok, that's enough." Until then, we have obama to manipulat...ummm, guide our nation.
Friday, October 9, 2009
Hey, maybe someone can give him an Emmy for his "impromptu" town hall primetime speeches this year! I mean, they were more scripted than an episode of "Grey's Anatomy", so why not?
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Doing so will guarantee in no uncertain terms that every democratic nominee going up for reelection next year will lose. When the American public makes it known that they do not want the bill passed but the politicians say "Forget what you want, we want this bill passed to show how big and bad we are!", then those politicians show they don't care what their constituents want. That means they are useless in representation and will therefore be removed.
Will obama and his madmen succeed in destroying our health care system? I don't know. While the demos may talk big and bad right now, the lifetime politicians in their midst understand what a slap in the face to the American people this move will be. They also understand they will be providing limitless ammo to their political adversaries next year who will basically only have to say "You said you didn't want it, he voted for it...who did he listen to?" and they'll win.
With obama's presidency harkening back to the McCarthy Era's "Red Hunt" thanks to the "email those who don't think like we do!" push, they've pretty much nailed their political coffins here. It's all just a matter now of seeing if America can last until next November's elections and the overwhelming sweep of the Republican party to power. obama knows he won't get anything passed after the next election, so he's intent on destroying us as much as possible until then.
democratic politicians need to think long and hard before slamming this bill through over the public's protestations. It's hard to blame the Republicans for the death of the health care system when you are the ones in control.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
"ON PAGE 425 OF OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE BILL, the Federal Government will require EVERYONE who is on Social Security to undergo a counseling session every 5 years with the objective being that they will explain to them just how to end their own life earlier. Yes...They are going to push SUICIDE to cut medicare spending!"
_Fred Thompson: Interviews_
(BE SURE TO CLICK ON THE ABOVE LINE!)
Here are some more "wonderful" incentives to make those phone calls.
Health Care Reform Madness
Pg 22 of the HC Bill MANDATES the Govt will audit books of ALL EMPLOYERS THAT SELF-INSURE!!
Pg 30 Sec 123 of HC bill - THERE WILL BE A GOVT COMMITTEE that decides what treatments/benefits you get
Pg 354 Sec 1177 - Govt WILL RESTRICT ENROLLMENT of Special needs people
Pg 42 of HC Bill - The=2 0Health Choices Commissioner will choose your HC Benefits for you.
PG 50 Section 152 in HC bill - HC WILL BE PROVIDED TO ALL NON-US CITIZENS,
illegal or otherwise
Pg 170 Lines 1-3 HC Bill- ALL NON-RESIDENT ALIENS will be exempt from individual taxes.
(Resident Americans will pay)
Pg 58 HC Bill - Govt will have real-time access to individuals finances & a National ID Healthcard will be issued
Pg 59 HC Bill lines 21-24 Govt will have direct access to your bank accounts for electronic funds transfer, no choice
Pg 72 Lines 8-14 Govt is creating an HC EXCHANGE to bring private HC plans under Govt control.
PG 84 Sec 203 HC bill - Govt mandates ALL benefit pkgs for private HC plans in the Exchange
PG 85 Line 7 HC Bill - Specs. for Benefit Levels for Plans
Pg 95 HC Bill Lines 8-18 The Govt will use groups i.e., ACORN & Americorps, to sign up individuals for Govt HC plan
pg 124 lines 24-25 HC No company can sue Government on price fixing. No "judicial review" against Government Monopoly
pg 127 Lines 1-16 HC Bill -DOCTORS/ AMA - The Govt will tell you what your salary will be.
Pg 145 Line 15-17 All Employers MUST auto enroll employees into public option plan. NO CHOICE
Pg 126 Lines 22-25 Employers MUST pay for HC for part time employees AND their families.
Pg 149 Lines 16-24 ANY Employer with payroll 400k & above, who does not provide public option, pays 8% tax on all payroll
pg 150 Lines 9-13 Businesses with payroll btw 251k & 400k, who don't provide public option, pay 2-6% tax on all payroll
Pg 167 Lines 18-23 ANY individual who doesn't have acceptable HC according to the Govt will be taxed 2.5% of income
Pg 195 HC Bill -officers & employees of HC Admin (GOVT) will have access to ALL Americans' finances/personal records
PG 203 Line 14-15 HC - "The tax imposed under this section shall not be treated as tax"
READ THE FOLLOWING LINES SLOWLY....
Pg 239 Line 14-24 HC Bill- Govt WILL REDUCE PHYSICIAN SERVICES for Medicaid Seniors, and low income people.
Pg 241 Line 6-8 HC Bill - Doctors, doesn't matter what specialty you have, you'll all be paid the same
PG 425 Lines 4-12 Govt mandates Advance Care Planning Consultations. (seniors)
Pg 425 Lines 17-19 Govt will instruct & consult regarding living wills, durable powers of atty. Mandatory!
PG 425 Lines 22-25, 426 Lines 1-3 Govt provides approved list of end of life resources, guiding you in death
PG 427 Lines 15-24 Govt mandates program for orders for end of life. The Govt has a say in how your life ends
Pg 429 Lines 1-9 An "advance care planning consult" will be used frequently as patients health deteriorates
PG 429 Lines 10-12 "advance care consultation" may include an ORDER FOR END OF LIFE plans. AN "ORDER" from GOV
Pg 429 Lines 13-25 - The govt will specify which Doctors can write an end of life order.
PG 430 Lines 11-15 The Govt will decide what level of treatment you will have at end of life.
ARE YOU MAD YET? IF SO, DO SOMETHING!
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Despite the fact that the majority of Americans do not want this passed (or at the very least, rushed through before they know what it is), obama is shoving this through. This is largely due to the fact that confidence in him has dropped to an all-time low and the Republicans were announcing that this would be his Waterloo.
This is a good news/bad news situation. The good news is that it will be the last piece of legislation he is able to have passed in his remaining 3 years of office. After this falls apart, public confidence will tank in almost all areas and no Democrat will be able to support anything he does and hope to be re-elected. The public will put a screeching halt on anything else hussein tries to do, and next November the Demos will be out of the majority rule in Congress and Senate.
The bad news is that he will destroy your health care forever. Despite the fact that universal health care does not work for any other country on Earth, hussein thinks he's got it right (even though he himself can't explain the intricacies of it in any "town hall" meetings he has). Given his track record of "ZERO" successful decisions since taking office, the way this will end up is not in doubt.
If you were thinking about having any tests run or checking up on that ache you've been having in your side, you'd better do it now. This time next year, you'll get two trips to the doctor (of his choice) and then God help you for the rest of the year.
Congratulations to all you rabid voters who put him into office. He took your jobs, he took your banks, and now he's going to take your health care. At which point exactly do you wake up and admit the man is quickly shaping up to be our worst president ever?
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
"So, uhhhh, you're going to stand by me if I say mean things?"
"Oh, sure. Say what you'd like, barack. We're here."
"And, uhhhh, if they get mean back, I can count on you to help me, right? I mean, I don't usually make decisions on my own or anything."
"Sure, you go sound tough. We'll be right behind you."
And then he tried to be tough. Unfortunately for him, nobody even blinked an eye.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Flash forward to today. Just a few weeks ago, a man shot an abortion doctor in Kansas during a church service. The man is branded by the media as a "one of those radical Pro-Lifers" by CNN and a "home-grown terrorist" by Fox News. Immediately, organizations like Operation Rescue and Save-A-Life are linked to this "terrorist" even though they had nothing to do with his actions. He was not "a misguided soul who lost his way", but a part of a carefully orchestrated plan to kill every decent medical professional in America.
Yesterday, a man shot two people at the Holocaust museum in Washington. Instead of being called what he is (a freaking psycho), he was referred to as a "Right-wing Anti-Semite Radical". He was not a misguided soul who lost his way, but someone who speaks for every single person who dares to think differently from the norm. Don't misunderstand: I am not condoning his actions, and I do not agree with his views. But I think it's wrong to say that he represents any group of people. He was a twisted individual who did something unspeakably horrible.
Enter Fox News' own Shepard Smith, who went on and on about how this man perfectly fits the bill of what Homeland Security should be watching out for: he was a war veteran who was ripe to be recruited by "right-wing radicals" to become a home-grown terrorist. Smith proclaimed again and again how this man proved the government was right and that all war veterans should be seen as potential terrorists in training. He went on to condemn those "crazies" who continue to demand to see obama's birth certificate and commanded them to let it go--even though Hawaii announced last week that the certificate obama has on his site would not be considered valid for a government position in their own state! After he went off the air, Shep went home, put on his pink nightie and fondled his obama blow-up doll, all the while whispering, "I'll protect you, my love."
So looking at Shep's logic, the man was indeed a war veteran--of World War 2! If it takes 60 years for those "radical right-wing conservatives" to turn a war veteran into an active terrorist, then by the time the Gulf War vets they're so worried about go active we'll all be too old to care anyway! See how stupid of a stretch it was for Smith to make??? Even Glenn Beck, another Fox News host, came on two hours after Smith's show and said, "This is not the work of right-wing conservatives."
"This guy is a lone gunman nut job," Beck said. "I'm not stirring the pot. I am pointing out that the pot is boiling and there is trouble in America. ... Common sense tells you that there are very hateful people on the right and on the left."
Either one person speaks for an entire organization or he doesn't. If one lone crazy who shoots a doctor in a church is considered to be speaking for the entirety of Christian Pro-Lifers everywhere, then one muslim who kills a journalist speaks for the entirety of Islam. If a drunk white man in Texas running over a black man is considered a hate crime, then a black man shooting a white man sitting in his car in a parking lot in Birmingham, Alabama is considered a hate crime.
Here's one: Jeremiah Wright, obama's long-time pastor in Chicago who almost cost him a vote during the election (thank goodness obama supporters don't vote due to the facts, but just due to how pretty the candidate is), just recently said this about the prez: "Them Jews aren't going to let him talk to me. I told my baby daughter, that he'll talk to me in five years when he's a lame duck, or in eight years when he's out of office," Wright said, according to Virginia's Daily Press. "They will not let him ... talk to somebody who calls a spade what it is." Does that sound like a racist? Well, it would be if Dick Cheney said it.
How about this? A muslim convert in Arkansas kills a U.S. Soldier because he feels he is justified to do so because of U.S. military actions. Did the media jump on this and brand this man a muslim terrorist (since he received his training overseas in a Yemini prison and recently came home for his Jihad)? Nope, he's just one lone misguided gunman.
How about Blackburn, England, where muslims are creating what they call a "Stree Jihad", whereby they attack and attempt to kill any lone white person walking the streets? Could that be considered a "hate crime"? And since so many of the muslims are banding together there to do this rather than one single individual acting alone, would this be considered a fair representation of muslims there? If it were a single man who called himself a Christian who did anything, all Christians everywhere would be branded "terrorists and racists".
It's time to stop creating a "situational naming policy" and decide what it is and is not.
Hussein can do all he wants to in forcing the media to see terrorists in a positive light, but the fact remains: a killer is a killer and a terrorist is a terrorist. Make the name pretty as you want to and do all you can to shelter them, but the actions speak louder than words.
And you can bet the coming weeks will see more radical idiots coming out of the woodwork to do something that the media can condemn and pin on Christians as a whole. If they went to church a single day in their life, they'll be considered a "right-wing Christian terrorist", you wait and see. We are the next target of media outrage and scourge. If they can control, subjugate, or destroy Christianity, they will do it. Freedom of speech and freedom of religion only applies to Democrats and Muslims.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
For all of Hussein's bowing, apologizing, and kissing Muslim butt, you never hear a single bad thing about Al Queda or terrorists anymore. He's on a world tour for Islam right now. Our muslim president has made it his life's mission to bring Islam into power in the U.S. during his reign.
But while our news media refuses to carry any more terrorist news stories, they are still going strong and killing people as evidenced in this news story. Yes, it happened 3 months ago, but did you hear it mentioned anywhere? Not on these shores.
You'll never hear CNN talking bad about terrorists again, but they are still out there. Ignore the touchy-feely-good-times talk...it is still happening. I'm still waiting to hear obama say, "Oh, that whole 9/11 thing? That was our fault. Sorry about that. Thank you for killing 3000 Americans like that. We deserved it." Just wait, you'll hear him say it soon, I promise. Either that, or he'll say the muslims had nothing to do with it at all.
Oh, and by the way obama, you may not consider America a Christian nation, but we still do. You do not speak for all of us.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
As you may have just suddenly realized, the government now owns the banks and the U.S. auto industry. What I love to watch is how the people who are losing their jobs thanks to GM's financial problems absolutely refuse to put any blame on the man they elected as president to begin with.
That being said, I have the answer and obama is welcome to use this and take full credit for it (he hasn't had a single original idea since taking office, so why should this be any different?). Take any GM vehicle (like the Camaro, for example) and rename it "The Obamobile". Raise the price 40% and put it on the market. Those same mindless idiots who breathlessly lap up everything he says will sell everything they own to buy one simply because it has his name in it. That giant spike in auto sales (and I promise you, it WOULD happen because those people are just that stupid) would allow GM to recover and move on.
After that, slap his name on anything and watch the drones flock to it. Farmers in need of money? Start selling "Barack-corn" and watch that become the nation's favorite dish. Sprint could come out with the "Special Edition Obamaphone" and watch the iPhone become old news.
You think I'm kidding, but I'm not. This would work because the American public that elected him has gladly turned their thinking over to a man who has, in his first 100 days, put our nation in greater debt than the past 43 Presidents combined. No matter what obviously stupid sentence comes out of his mouth, they act as if it were a pearl of wisdom. So I say, just use that ignorance to your advantage. Save the U.S. by selling our inferior products at inflated prices to the ignorant masses.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Anyhow, here's an interesting look at what went down. I'm posting the link and then I'm posting the video embedded because sometimes Blogger doesn't like those YouTube clips.
Here's the link, first of all.
And here's the video:
Thursday, April 16, 2009
To be fair, the Democrats only asked for the chance to show us what they could do if they were in charge again. The sucker majority bought it and put them into office, and the Democrats have definitely shown us what they can do! They can cripple the nation financially in weeks!
Obama has said he has plans to help boost American automakers' sales figures. Here's what I'm thinking he'll do: He will put a heavy tax on all foreign cars and car makers in an attempt to push Americans into buying domestic automobiles. That way it still feels like we have a choice, but at the same time we really won't. We'll just have to wait and see if I'm right.
But anyway, congratulations again, Obama! You're really making it easy on the Republicans to get back into office next year. As a matter of fact, if you keep up at the pace you're going, I believe your own political buddies will be impeaching you soon just to save face!
I can just see the Republican rallying cry next year: "Change!" A little poetic, I believe.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
And speaking of fun tax day news, the Obamas filed the taxes and reported $2.7 million in income last year. Supposedly this was from the sale of his books since he barely brings home over 130k as a senator. Did he really sell that many books? Makes you wonder.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Watch the video here.
Next year is an election year for the Democrats, and it's an important one because they are performing horribly since they won everything last year. Unless things change, they don't stand a chance of holding onto their majority lead next year, thanks in large part to their inexperienced president.
Here's my prediction: if Obama's approval ratings tank below 30% by next year, the Democrats will anonomously release his real birth certificate to the Republicans and allow them to unseat him from office. The Democrats will act shocked and amazed, but it will let them save face while giving them the slightest chance to hold onto their majority lead.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Appearing on "The Tonight Show" Thursday, the president told host Jay Leno he'd been practicing at the White House's bowling alley but wasn't happy with his score of 129. Then he remarked: "It was like the Special Olympics or something."
The audience laughed, but the White House quickly recognized the blunder. The Special Olympics, founded in 1968, is a global nonprofit organization serving 200 million individuals with intellectual disabilities.
On his way back to Washington on Air Force One, Obama called the chairman of the Special Olympics, Tim Shriver, to say he was sorry - even before the taped program aired late Thursday night."
Now, if it had been George Bush who'd said that, the media would have demanded his resignation and public execution on the White House lawn. Instead, it's Hussein, who is allowed to insult anyone and the rest of the population just loves him even more for it.
The full story, including how the Special Olympics rep fell over themself fawning over the man who had just publicly and purposefully insulted everything the organization stood for, can be read here.
Friday, January 23, 2009
If you said "the Lincoln Bible", you're right. He did manage to get sworn in minus the Bible after all, since he's considering this the "real one" because of the way the first one was flubbed.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Even this is more of a puff piece than serious journalism, giving the new president wiggle room if he wants to change his mind about what he said on the campaign trail. Still, it's more than we saw during his campaign, in which every sneeze, burp, and blink he made was considered a pearl of wisdom and a sign that God Himself had placed this man on Earth to lead us.
I guess time will tell if Obama is going to run things his way or cave to liberal pressure.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
1) Blame the Republicans. "Yes, it's the Republicans' fault for the crime in Mexico. They were so busy capturing Sadaam Hussein (man, I love that man's name) they didn't even pay attention to what was happening in Mexico. Bad, bad Republicans!"
2) Ignore the problem as long as possible. "Crime? What crime? Yes, I know we haven't heard from any of the Texas towns near the border in weeks, but that's just a sign of the booming growth they've experienced lately! Um, by the way, has anyone heard from Houston lately?"
3) Raise taxes. "We need money to build a picket fence along the border so the nice Mexican crime lords can see where to stop their evil ways. Here, I'll smile for the camera and that should stop them. I'm too pretty to fight."
4) Work on his 2012 re-election campaign. "As you can see, this is a problem that can't be fixed in 4 years. I'll need at least 8 to do it right. As a matter of fact, let's just make it 12 and see what I can really do!"