Monday, November 23, 2009

SNL's Obama Skit

As promised, further proof that Saturday Night Live can be funny:

Watch for CNN's hour-long rebuttal special later this week.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

SNL Does It Again

You've got to hand it to Saturday Night Live: sometimes they can really be truthful and awesome. Take the SNL obama "What have I accomplished? Nothing!" skit. That was so funny and so truthful that CNN actually did an entire segment devoted to fact-checking it! An SNL skit! Did they ever fact check a Bush skit? Nope, but talk about their glorious dictator and they jump to his rescue.

Last night, SNL did it again with a hilarious skit involving obama's trip to China. This "press conference skit" was once again dead-on and even better than their previous work. Of course, this week will be filled with rebuttals by CNN as they try to shut down SNL from trying that stuff again, but I'm routing for them. Maybe if they keep showing how much of a fool the rest of the world sees this "leader" as, more folks will take notice to the truth.

Yes, there are those who will never vote against him no matter what he does, but then there is that majority that voted for him based on the image projected by the media. Keep it up, SNL! It's hilarious!

As soon as Hulu puts it up, we'll post the skit here so everyone can enjoy it.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Death of Your Health Care

Well, those cowardly Senators did their duty tonight and made sure this 2000+ page health care reform bill got out there. They won't let anyone--that includes you, the voter--have time to read and study this bill. Instead, they crank it out Wednesday night and demand a vote on Sunday.

They continually ignore the protests of the very people they are supposed to be representing. They are there to vote as their constituents tell them to...but they are saying "Forget you! This is all about showing the world obama can actually get something done!"

His entire presidency hangs upon this health care destruction. The world has no respect for him, the voters have no respect for him. He needs just one single thing he can point to for the rest of his term and say, "See? I did manage to get that done!" To him, that one thing is now health care reform.

This week my wife went to the doctor because she was coughing and was sick. She got an appointment the same day she called and got medicine for the cold. Under hussein's destruction of health care, that will be a six-month wait if she's lucky.

Senators, you may be able to say you passed this horrible bill to destroy our nation's health care just to gain that 10% of the vote from those who refuse to work, but it will cost you your position in the long run. You have proven that you do not care about the people you were elected to represent. It's one thing to spread lies that we can't disprove; it's another thing completely to spit in their faces. You will not be coming back after next year's elections.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

How Do You Dodge a Question? Watch and Learn

Pelosi (aka "I wanna be obama's girl") was asked a point-blank, yes-or-no question about obamacare and the jail time it would incur for those who didn't pay for it. Did she give a yes-or-no answer? hahahahahhahahahaa...of course not!

This is how you protect your (wannabe) boyfriend. He tells you to push healthcare destruction so he can prove to the world he can actually accomplish something. You say ok and immediately steamroll everyone to either vote for it with you or be labeled a communist, nazi, or some other horrible label. Then when people read through the bill and question you on it, you simply act like they asked a completely different question when you answer it.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Mike Rogers Explains It Best

Here's Mike Rogers explaining as clearly as possible why obamacare is such a horrible idea:

I know free healthcare sounds cool, but the money's got to come from somewhere. That will be those of us who are working. The 15% without health care will cause the rest of us to lose ours if this isn't stopped.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Finally, we strike back!

According to this story, the FBI is trying to seize several buildings tied to funding Iran. The buildings are Muslim owned and include a mosque, but the ties are there (one of the buildings providing millions of dollars a year through rent to Iran). Go for it, FBI!

CAIR (the arm of the radical Islamic terrorist movement in the U.S.) is attempting to throw this in the light of religious persecution rather than their terrorist actions, which is typical for Muslims as we've seen from last week's Fort Hood shooting. "Don't look at what we're doing, we're hiding behind religion!" Please!

It's about time America starting pulling its head out of the sand and calling these people on the carpet. When your religion includes people openly screaming for the death of America--the very country your mosque is standing in--then you deserve to be escorted off the border. Period.

I hope this is a trend of things to come for Islam in America. Those who truly are peaceful with no ties to terrorism can worship as they will, but the vast majority of them who are openly plotting for the destruction of America are now welcome to leave.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Congratulations, Pelosi! Now Maybe He'll Sleep With You

It was a big night for Nancy Pelosi last night, as she finally gets to show up at the White House and try to kick Michelle out. No more obama blow-up dolls for her! She's going to demand the real thing since she got his medical destruction plan passed.

Please keep in mind, America, that this health care plan does not apply to members of Congress or even hussein himself. If Sasha goes into a coma, she gets immediate medical attention. If your child goes into a coma, you get a six-month wait to see a doctor. Got massive headaches that you fear could be a brain anurism? Well, you have 3 trips to the doctor a year thanks to rationing, so you'd better think about it carefully before you have it checked. Meanwhile, Pelosi can go every single day to see a doctor if she feels like it.

And here's the funny thing: most people just don't care. They see the whole "Ooohhhh, I get free insurance now?" thing and don't even consider the quality of health care it means they'll receive.

In Birmingham, there are several hospitals that are there just for uninsured people. They have never, ever, at any point in time, turned away any individual or family who came in seeking medical treatment. So how can you say we had to destroy health care for everyone else just because our dictator says we need it?

The American voters showed their disgust with this bill time and again in town hall meetings and public demonstrations. The Democrats said, "We hear you, but stuff it! We're voting for it anyway!"

Good luck campaigning in January, guys. It's hard to say "I represent you, the voter!" when you've just voted to kill our health care (and not touch your health care at all). Go ahead and clean our your offices. You're going home.

Poor Widdle Terrorists (part 2)

Read this article for an eye-opening look at what I talked about yesterday.

Beware, Islamic terrorists...not all Americans are as stupid as the Democrats.

I love how they say "Don't judge all Muslims by the actions of one." Ok, then, how about the six that destroyed the WTC? Or the dozens that kill U.S. soldiers everywhere in Afghanistan and those who killed them in Iraq? How about the devout Muslim who beheaded his wife in Seattle (and owned a television station) because she wanted a divorce? Or the wonderful Muslim man who ran over his own daughter last week in Arizona because she was becoming too Westernized (and he called it an "Honor Killing")?

How many do we have to have before we're allowed to say, "Hmmmm, there just might be a trend here?"

And by the way, the massacre this week was not the fault of the Army, I'll say it again. The blame rests solely on the shoulders of the Muslim terrorist who killed the men in the base, targeting American soldiers specifically. There is no excuse for him that the Muslims can hide behind. He had been taught to hate Americans as infidels, just as he was supposed to. The difference is that he killed them earlier than planned.

If this is swept away and blamed on the soldiers who died, you will see this happen on a much bigger scale from other Muslim terrorists. They'll say somebody made fun of them and their beliefs, and therefore it gives them the right to kill dozens of people. Do not let him get away with this, people! The soldiers were not to blame! The terrorist was! And whatever teaching he was receiving that taught him to hate Americans was to blame. The "religion of peace" really isn't anything about peace at all.

When a pastor speaks against homosexuality, it's branded a hate crime and pastors everywhere are persecuted and threatened for it. When a Muslim screams hatred of Americans, it's "an isolated incident" and the rest demand to be left alone and even apologized to.

Time to wake up, America.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Please Don't Hurt the Muslim's Feelings

After this week's horrible shooting at Ft. Hood, the Muslim community there is worried they'll be painted in a bad light by the press. Read the full article here, if you can stomach it. And where is the outrage by the media over this senseless killing of our own soldiers on our own soil? Nowhere to be found because the word "Muslim" was involved.

The dumbest thing said by a Muslim in the article? “When a white guy shoots up a post office, they call that going postal,” said Victor Benjamin II, 30, a former member of the Army. “But when a Muslim does it, they call it jihad."

No, when a Muslim screams "Allah Akbar!" before shooting American soldiers (not a shopping mall full of folks, or a bunch of other Muslims in a mosque, or even a herd of wild goats...but specifically targeting American soldiers)...that we call jihad.

But here's the thing: no one in the Army has called it "jihad". It was a crazy Muslim terrorist act, plain and simple. The Muslims are suddenly adapting this "poor, pitiful, misunderstood us" act in an attempt to get sympathy.

That's pretty much the standard answer for Muslims when one of their own shows the true colors of his training and kills Americans. The whole "they don't speak for all of us" thing gets weaker with each attack. Soon it won't hold water at all.

Unfortunately, obama is just as quick to defend his Muslim brothers when something like this happens. He spent the first two minutes of his televised appearance talking about his stupid healthcare destruction bill before even mentioning the death of the American soldiers. It's like their deaths were an afterthought to him. He's the most anti-American leader I've ever seen...and he's our president!

And then we have the town in Connecticut that refuses to allow "Muslim terrorists" to be placed on a memorial marker because they feel it would be hurtful to Muslims. Again, poor, pitiful Muslims who killed thousands of Americans in one day at the World Trade Center almost ten years ago, and who killed several soldiers in Texas this week, are getting a bad rap. We don't want to hurt their feelings by drawing attention to their actions now, do we?

The thing that gets me about the Fort Hood article is the way the Muslims and the media are trying to turn it all around and blame the Army for what happened! It's like saying the rapist is innocent because the victim of the rape asked for it! It's so incredibly stupid and insane, it goes beyond description. We used to be a great nation, but now we have allowed Islam to come in and destroy our nation from within to the point that none of their actions can be blamed on them or on their teachings...instead, it is the fault of the victim.

And so the question has to be asked: if the terrorist is excused for killing those soldiers because someone said something mean to him and hurt his feelings, does that mean Yankees fans can kill Dodgers fans because they said something mean about their team? Would you excuse a white guy who killed a Muslim that hurt his feelings because the Muslim called him an infidel? Of course not! It's absurd!

There is no excuse for what that man did. If they hurt his feelings and it excused his brutal murders of those soldiers, then I guess his whole "religion of peace" failed him.

At some point America will hopefully stand up and say, "Ok, that's enough." Until then, we have obama to manipulat...ummm, guide our nation.